i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
how drunk are you?
Several
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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