there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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