The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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