I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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