Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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