If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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