Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My vagina is officially offended.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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