you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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