That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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