so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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