You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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