just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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