Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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