there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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