Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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