Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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