I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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