Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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