32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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