normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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