I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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