David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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