Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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