I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I had to cum in my sink.
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