if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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