Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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