I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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