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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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