Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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