when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
vagina is talking i cant
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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