If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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