My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
