NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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