just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
