you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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