So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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