You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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