he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
