What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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