like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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