I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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