I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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