What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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