is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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