West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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