awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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