i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Mom said you looked used
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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