Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize