Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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