I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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