If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
