Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Never underestimate the power of titties
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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