Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My penis needs a shock collar
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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