Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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