ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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