This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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