yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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